Who would like their very own PERSONAL TOILET for exclusive use at Brownstock this year?!

Let me clarify. You will be awarded a locked portaloo for which ONLY YOU have the key. No long queues, no messy souvenirs from the previous tenant. You can even pimp your loo out should you feel the need, it's YOUR LOO!!! In return for this awesome prize, we want to hear in 170 characters or less why YOU NEED YOUR OWN TOILET. The most entertaining wins. Simple Enter here https://www.facebook.com/brownstock